commanderinqueef: cellogirl4life: rnax: drop the cello DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE. holy shit
I’m pretty tired of adults telling me how stupid teens are.– John Green, on whether or not his characters are ‘too intelligent’ (via haemus)
v0ldewh0re: erinharvelle: sarapatourus: fishthatcanswiminfog: Oh. My. God. I’ve just Googled “The Most British Picture Ever” and this came up I couldn’t help myself… I Googled “the most american picture ever” this came up… Guess.
psychotic-sweetheart: casistooadorableandithurts: fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to. Is it any good?? It’s okay. JOHN Oh my goddddd
chrisynova: coolranchdoritoslocos: don’t call people ugly always be creative when you insult someone Your face reminds me of the splattery rectum of an excreting hippo.
As many of you know, I recently purchased an...
zohbugg: Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine. Such as making the bed: Making toast: Getting things off high shelves: Making coffee: Reaching the remote when it’s too far away: And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper: I don’t know how I survived life without it.
grandpaahab: imagine if we had a change to the week where monday and tuesday became the weekend and the weekdays were wednesday thru sunday. then we’d have thank god its sunday.
nerdfithers: notxam: enough pope jokes. time to get down to business to defeat the nuns
youlockedmeinthatbloodylab: DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING SINGING THE SONG OF SERIES THREE IT IS THE MUSIC OF A FANDOM WITH PURE INSANITY WHEN THE SCREAMING OF YOUR HEART ECHOES THE SCREAMING OF YOUR BLOG THERE IS A SERIES ABOUT TO START WHEN MARCH 18 COMES!
poco-loki: believed: one of these oscars is gonna be a portkey i know how this ends i read harry potter Daniel Day Lewis tied to a gravestone while Kate Winslet takes his blood and puts it in a cauldron and Leo emerges, greater and more terrible than ever before